Being a Functional Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive Mug | Funny Gift

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  • Handmade in Sussex
  • Dishwasher Safe
  • Smash-Proof Packaging
  • Fast Dispatch
  • 9 Colours / 4 Sizes
  • One Year Guarantee

About this mug

A reasonable position. Being A FUNCTIONAL Adult EVERY DAY Seems A Bit Excessive — "Being A" in flowing script, "FUNCTIONAL" in bold caps, "Adult" in large mixed-weight script, "EVERY DAY" in white caps on a solid black banner, "Seems A Bit" in flowing script, "Excessive" in bold mixed-weight type below. The typographic mix of script and caps gives it real character — playful but pointed.

For the person who shows up, does the thing, pays the bills and still finds the whole concept of adulthood slightly unreasonable. A brilliant birthday gift, Christmas gift or just-because gift for anyone who's ever looked at their to-do list and thought "surely not every day". Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio and finished with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we'll replace it. Packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging and dispatched ready to gift.

  • Design: Being A Functional Adult Every Day Seems A Bit Excessive — script and bold caps with inverted "EVERY DAY" banner
  • Clean black on white — type-only, no illustration needed
  • The adult's lament, perfectly expressed
  • A brilliant funny gift for anyone navigating the unreasonable demands of adulthood
  • Available in 9 coloured handle options plus white, bone china and latte sizes
  • Also available in 15oz, 20oz pint and bone china formats
  • Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio — not mass produced
  • 1-Year Print Guarantee — we'll replace it if the print fades or peels
  • Double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift
  • Dishwasher safe for 800+ cycles at 45°C

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

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Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

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