Sorry I Don't Take Orders I Barely Take Suggestions Mug | Funny Gift

Noted. Expressive mixed typography fills the mug in bold black on white — an elegant curly script with a looping flourish opens with “Sorry”, then relaxed hand-lettered caps continue “I don’t take,” before heavy bold block caps deliver the centrepiece: “ORDERS”. Below it, a lighter mixed script closes with the qualifier: “I Barely Take suggestions” — the word “suggestions” trailing off in a generous, sweeping hand. The whole design has the energy of someone who is being perfectly reasonable about this.

For the person who operates entirely on their own terms, the one who has never once done something just because they were told to and the people in their life who have learned to phrase everything as a gentle observation. A brilliant birthday gift, Christmas gift or just-because gift for the fiercely independent, the magnificently self-directed and anyone who considers unsolicited advice a personal affront. Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio and finished with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we’ll replace it. Packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging and dispatched ready to gift.

• A brilliant funny gift for the fiercely independent and the magnificently self-directed
• Expressive mixed typography — curly flourish script, hand-lettered caps and bold block centrepiece
• Available in 9 coloured handle options plus white, bone china and latte sizes
• Also available in 15oz, 20oz pint and bone china formats
• Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio — not mass produced
• 1-Year Print Guarantee — we’ll replace it if the print fades or peels
• Double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift
• Dishwasher safe for 800+ cycles at 45°C

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

Standard delivery: Orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 48 service.

Express delivery: Where Express shipping is selected at checkout, orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 24 service.

Delivery times refer to courier transit only and do not include production time.

If you need your order sooner, Priority Processing is available to add to your basket to move your order to the front of the production queue.

Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

If you’ve selected gift wrapping for one item within a multiple-item order, please let us know in the order notes at checkout which item you’d like gift wrapped.