He's got a bow and arrow and absolutely no idea what he's doing. The Cupid Rhymes With Stupid Mug is the Valentine's gift for anyone who's noticed the obvious.

Clean white base with a lovely front-face design in a graduated pink palette: "cupid" in bold rounded retro pink lettering, a small pink Cupid silhouette with bow and arrow flying beside it, "rhymes" in the same bold rounded style, "with" in a lighter faded pink, and "stupid!" in flowing pink cursive script below. Deep to pale to script — all pink throughout.

A brilliant Valentine's Day gift, Galentine's treat or any-occasion gesture for the person who appreciates a well-timed observation. Every mug is hand-pressed in our Sussex studio and comes with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we'll replace it. Hand-checked and carefully packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift.

Available in a range of interior colours and sizes — from the classic 11oz coloured interior to 15oz, Bone China, Latte and Pint options — so you can match it to their style or upgrade for something extra special.

Key features:
Graduated pink palette — bold retro "cupid rhymes" fading to pale "with" and flowing cursive "stupid!".
Small Cupid silhouette with bow and arrow — funny, sharp and very giftable.
Available in a range of interior colours and sizes including Bone China, Latte and Pint.
Dishwasher resistant for up to 800 wash cycles at 45°C.
Carefully packaged in a double-walled, smash-proof box.
1-Year Print Guarantee included.

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

Standard delivery: Orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 48 service.

Express delivery: Where Express shipping is selected at checkout, orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 24 service.

Delivery times refer to courier transit only and do not include production time.

If you need your order sooner, Priority Processing is available to add to your basket to move your order to the front of the production queue.

Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

If you've selected gift wrapping for one item within a multiple-item order, please let us know in the order notes at checkout which item you'd like gift wrapped.