I Don't Rise & Shine I Caffeinate Chicken Mug | Funny Gift

Rise and shine is not on the agenda. A gloriously dishevelled cartoon rooster — red comb flopped sideways, eyes half-open, feathers pointing in every direction — stares out with the haunted expression of someone who has been awake for approximately four minutes. Bold mixed lettering reads “I DON’T rise & shine, I CAFFEINATE and hope for the best” — the word “CAFFEINATE” in oversized block capitals that suggest this is a matter of survival.

For the person whose mornings are a work in progress, or the person who has simply accepted that they are not, and never will be, a morning person. A brilliant birthday gift, Christmas gift or Secret Santa for coffee addicts, reluctant risers and anyone whose alarm is more of a suggestion than a command. Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio and finished with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we’ll replace it. Packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging and dispatched ready to gift.

• A brilliant funny gift for coffee addicts, reluctant risers and the gloriously un-morning
• Available in 9 coloured handle options plus white, bone china and latte sizes
• Also available in 15oz, 20oz pint and bone china formats
• Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio — not mass produced
• 1-Year Print Guarantee — we’ll replace it if the print fades or peels
• Double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift
• Dishwasher safe for 800+ cycles at 45°C

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

Standard delivery: Orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 48 service.

Express delivery: Where Express shipping is selected at checkout, orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 24 service.

Delivery times refer to courier transit only and do not include production time.

If you need your order sooner, Priority Processing is available to add to your basket to move your order to the front of the production queue.

Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

If you’ve selected gift wrapping for one item within a multiple-item order, please let us know in the order notes at checkout which item you’d like gift wrapped.