Start your day with a smile and a strong brew in the Funny Coffee Mug – Handmade 11 Ounce Ceramic Mug. This cheeky mug, featuring the playful message “Let’s Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today,” is crafted from premium ORCA stock to ensure a durable and vibrant finish. Perfect for your morning coffee or tea, it holds 11 ounces and is designed to withstand dishwasher cycles at 45°C, making it both practical and long-lasting. Available in nine colourful variations, each mug is handmade with care to bring a bit of humour and warmth to your daily routine. This mug also comes with a 1-Year Print Guarantee, giving you peace of mind that your print will remain bright and bold through many washes.

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

Standard delivery: Orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 48 service.

Express delivery: Where Express shipping is selected at checkout, orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 24 service.

Delivery times refer to courier transit only and do not include production time.

If you need your order sooner, Priority Processing is available to add to your basket to move your order to the front of the production queue.

Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

If you’ve selected gift wrapping for one item within a multiple-item order, please let us know in the order notes at checkout which item you’d like gift wrapped.