Keep Your Kisses Give Me Coffee Mug | Funny Anti-Valentine's Gift

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep your kisses — just give me coffee. The Keep Your Kisses Give Me Coffee Mug is the Valentine's gift for the person who'd rather have a decent brew than a box of chocolates.

"KEEP YOUR KISSES" arcs above in bold serif lettering, with a detailed vintage-style anatomical skull at the centre — flanked by red roses and green leaves in a gothic floral arrangement. Below, "give me COFFEE" in mixed flowing script and bold block lettering. Dark, dramatic and very much its own thing — a brilliant counterpoint to the sweeter mugs in the Valentine's range.

A brilliant Valentine's Day gift for the coffee obsessive, the anti-romantic, or anyone with a dark sense of humour. Every mug is hand-pressed in our Sussex studio and comes with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we'll replace it. Hand-checked and carefully packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift.

Available in a range of interior colours and sizes — from the classic 11oz coloured interior to 15oz, Bone China, Latte and Pint options — so you can match it to their style or upgrade for something extra special.

Key features:
Vintage anatomical skull with red roses and gothic floral arrangement on a white base.
"Keep Your Kisses" arching above and "give me COFFEE" in mixed serif and script lettering below.
Available in a range of interior colours and sizes including Bone China, Latte and Pint.
Dishwasher resistant for up to 800 wash cycles at 45°C.
Carefully packaged in a double-walled, smash-proof box.
1-Year Print Guarantee included.

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

Standard delivery: Orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 48 service.

Express delivery: Where Express shipping is selected at checkout, orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 24 service.

Delivery times refer to courier transit only and do not include production time.

If you need your order sooner, Priority Processing is available to add to your basket to move your order to the front of the production queue.

Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

If you've selected gift wrapping for one item within a multiple-item order, please let us know in the order notes at checkout which item you'd like gift wrapped.