I'm Not Single, I Have a Dog Mug | Funny Dog Lover Gift

Relationship status: it's complicated. With a dog. The I'm Not Single, I Have a Dog Mug is a brilliantly funny, completely relatable declaration for anyone whose dog is their most committed relationship — and honestly, their favourite one.

A brilliant gift for the single dog lover in your life, a Galentine's Day treat, a Valentine's for someone who has firmly chosen dogs over dating, or simply a self-purchase for anyone who has looked at their dog and thought "yes, this is enough". Made to order in our Sussex studio, hand-pressed on premium ceramic and available in nine interior colours across multiple sizes and finishes — including Bone China and an unbreakable polymer option.

Every mug comes with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we'll replace it. Hand-checked and carefully packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift.

• "I'm Not Single, I Have a Dog" — funny, relatable and completely unapologetic
• A brilliant gift for single dog lovers, Galentine's Day and Valentine's Day
• Available in classic ceramic, lightweight Bone China and unbreakable polymer
• Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio — not mass produced
• 1-Year Print Guarantee — we'll replace it if the print fades or peels
• Double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

Standard delivery: Orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 48 service.

Express delivery: Where Express shipping is selected at checkout, orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 24 service.

Delivery times refer to courier transit only and do not include production time.

If you need your order sooner, Priority Processing is available to add to your basket to move your order to the front of the production queue.

Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

If you've selected gift wrapping for one item within a multiple-item order, please let us know in the order notes at checkout which item you'd like gift wrapped.