Keep Talking I'm Diagnosing You Mug | Funny Therapist Gift

The session is in progress. Keep TALKING — i'm diagnosing you — "Keep" in large flowing script with radiating lines giving it a spotlight or emphasis effect, a small heart tucked into the letterform, "TALKING" in large bold caps below, then "i'm diagnosing you" in smaller flowing script at the bottom. Clean black on white, type-only — confident, dry and immediately funny.

For the therapist, psychologist, counsellor or psychology student who's always quietly working through what's really going on — and the people who buy gifts for them. A brilliant birthday gift, Christmas gift or Secret Santa for anyone in the mental health or helping professions, or anyone who's read enough self-help books to feel qualified. Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio and finished with our 1-Year Print Guarantee — if the print fades or peels under normal use, we'll replace it. Packed in double-walled smash-proof packaging and dispatched ready to gift.

• Small heart in the "Keep" letterform — warmth behind the dry humour
• Clean black on white — type-only, no clutter
• A brilliant funny gift for therapists, psychologists and armchair analysts
• Available in 9 coloured handle options plus white, bone china and latte sizes
• Also available in 15oz, 20oz pint and bone china formats
• Hand-pressed in our Sussex studio — not mass produced
• 1-Year Print Guarantee — we'll replace it if the print fades or peels
• Double-walled smash-proof packaging, dispatched ready to gift
• Dishwasher safe for 800+ cycles at 45°C

Shipping & Processing

Each item is made to order and carefully hand-pressed in our Sussex studio.

Most orders are produced within 24–48 hours, depending on order volume.

Standard delivery: Orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 48 service.

Express delivery: Where Express shipping is selected at checkout, orders are dispatched using a Royal Mail Tracked 24 service.

Delivery times refer to courier transit only and do not include production time.

If you need your order sooner, Priority Processing is available to add to your basket to move your order to the front of the production queue.

Please note

Colours may vary slightly from screen to screen due to display settings. Every mug is produced to our exacting standards to ensure consistent print quality and finish.

If you’ve selected gift wrapping for one item within a multiple-item order, please let us know in the order notes at checkout which item you’d like gift wrapped.